February 2012
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“There’s no reason that every day can’t be the happiest day of your...”
– Blake Lively in the March issue of Elle, still sounding like a My Little Pony or a small child.
Google AdWords ads allot 25 characters for the title, and 35 characters each for the two lines of body copy. Writing them is like writing the world’s least inspiring haiku.
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Occupational hazard
I bought a paddle at the 99-cent store today, so I can deflect all the stray ping-pong balls that fly onto my desk.
